After 2 a long time as the highest Democrat within the House of Representatives, including 8 years as Speaker of the House, Nancy Pelosi announced Thursday that she won’t be in search of a leadership role when the brand new congress is sworn in in January.
And Jimmy Kimmel joked on Thursday night that it’s because Pelosi has a more lucrative job opportunity: OnlyFans. The joke being that Pelosi might be joining the web site known for providing a way for normal people to earn money through virtual sex work.
“Republicans yesterday officially won enough seats to regain control of the House, which suggests they’re getting right to work, shifting focus from inflation, and climate change, and a lady’s right to decide on – to what Americans really care about — Hunter Biden’s laptop,” Kimmel said during his monologue. He’s not joking here by the best way, Republicans really do plan to aim yet one more pointless investigation of President Biden’s troubled son.
“A gaggle of House Republicans announced today, they plan to research Hunter and the entire Biden family, to find out whether his business activities ‘compromised national security,’” Kimmel continued. “The highly classified documents down within the Mar-a-Lago rumpus room, no problem. But Hunter’s crackhead photo stream, that, we’d like to unravel instantly!”
Kimmel is after all referring to Trump’s theft of classified documents in violation of federal law, something he’s still being investigated for. And Kimmel is referring to videos, taken when Hunter Biden was fighting several addictions, which were illegally obtained from a laptop he owned after which leaked.
“They’re also talking about investigating Dr. Fauci, for what, I do not know, and neither do they, by the best way. But they’ll provide you with something I’m sure. It’s ridiculous. It’s childish,” Kimmel added.
Then he began talking about Pelosi: “, we learned today that outgoing Speaker of the House Nancy Pelosi just isn’t going to hunt a leadership role in the subsequent session of Congress. She’s 82, she said it’s time to begin an OnlyFans account.”
Kimmel then continued by talking about Kevin McCarthy, the Republican House Minority Leader who has been nominated to turn out to be Speaker when Republicans re-take the home in January. “That’s right. So the brand new Speaker of the House might be, come January, might be Trump suckup Kevin McCarthy, a person who all the time, one way or the other looks like he’s in the primary half of a Cialis business.”
And after all, Kimmel also noted a frustrating fact concerning the upcoming divided government: “Democrats control the Senate, Republicans have the House – which suggests we’ve got an exciting two years of non-stop fighting ahead.”
Watch the entire monologue above.
